Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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