wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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