So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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