I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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