No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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