Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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