Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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