so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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