If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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