thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Hippo gnu deer
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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