my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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