paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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