hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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