sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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