I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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