Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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