I bet he comes in French.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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