have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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