I wannas sexs uuuuu
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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