oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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