we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
do nipples grow back?
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