Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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