franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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