he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Come on in and take your pants off
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