We're like a lot better than the average bears
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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