Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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