I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
