the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it