ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.