The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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