Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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