That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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