went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
A bitchslap is in order.
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