i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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