I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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