New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i came on her dog
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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