you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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