I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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