Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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