Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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