White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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