We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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