I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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