Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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