can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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