idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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