It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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