I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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