Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Randomize
