so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
