it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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