her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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