dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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