How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
NoShamevember. You game?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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