ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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