I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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