I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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my poor anus
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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