I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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