Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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