Me too!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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