No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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